Person: I don’t like vampire weekend

Me: How am I supposed to pretend
I never want to see you again?

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Let’s play a fun game called “we’re just friends but I’d fuck you if you asked”

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Dudes who actually react when you giving him the suck up.

Bless y’all. I love guy-moans. I love when he start cussin under his breath and shit. He start looking for shit to hold onto, grabbing my hair, can’t figure out how his life got to this point and shit.

That kind of dude is fun to suck and fuck.

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